Courses
We have a wide-range of courses. Please look below and email us to apply at enquiry@squidward.com
Acting 101
Art
Aquatic Architecture
Applied Economics: Cash Register Application Programme (CRAP)
Applied Economics: Tax Evasion
Barbed Q storing
Barbed Wire Storing
Basic Science (BS)
Bass Slapping
Bay Watching
Beating the shit out of people
Biology
Bold
Bomb Defusal
Boredom Assessment*
Chemistry
Chewing With Your Mouth Closed (CWYMC)
Clarinet Lessons
Clobbering
Clownery
Contemporary Crayon Gastronomy
Contemporary Social Issues
Criticising
Cryptozoology
Cuddling
Dig-It Anatomy
Digital Animation
Digital Intimidation
Ding Dong Ditching
Dramatic Sword Fighting*
Drawing
Dope Capitalism: Creation, Bypass and Distribution
E-conomy: Doge Coin Investment
Electronics
Engineering
Exterior Design
Finger Snapping
Firearm Arts
Garbage Analysis*
Goo Applications
Gossip
Geography
Handsomeness
History of Bikini Bottom
Interweb Studies
Interior Design
Interior Redesign
Interior ReReDesign
Illustration
International Oceanic Relations
Jar Opening
Kelp Cuisine
Knife Throwing*
Literature
Magic
Meme Studies and Applications
Monopoly
Music Education
Music Ensembles
Music History and Literature
Music Pedagogy
Music Theory
Nuclear Physics
On Key Singing
Overcomplicated Machinery Design
Paranormal Investigation For Skeptics
Pig Latin
Puffy Fluffy Defense Class*
Puppy Potty Playtime Planning
Perfection In Scatology Studies (PISS)
Ragtime Appreciation
Remembering Atlantis
Resurrecting For Dummies
Robotics
Sarcasm
Sculpting
Squidward Art
Squid History
Squid Shame/Game
Sponge Anatomy
Spookiness
Systemic Semantics of Software Segmentation Systems (SSSSS)
Snakes
Stealing Candy From A Baby
Suspicious Parcel Delivery
Teatime Etiquette
The Art of Blinking
Treasure Hunting
Twenty First Century Self Awareness
Understanding and Analysis of the Meme Revolution
Underground Crustacean Civilizations
Vaping
Vampire Culture
Whamming and Hammering
Witchcraft
Wumbology
etc...