Our Campus
Squidward Community College has a large coverage for each subject. The College is 543,241 sq. ft. in size which gives Students the freedom to explore and find spots where they feel comfortable to learn. We have many clubs made by other students and staff where new students can go and make new friends and get new hobbies and activities to do.
We make sure that the students stay safe within Campus with semi-strict regulations. Students may feel free to leave the campus long as they show up to lessons and show their respects to Dr. Squidward.
We also have a zero tolerance policy to bullying, anybody found doing this will be immediately sent to the school gulag for a day and any further offenses will lead to a permanent exclusion.
We also make sure you stay safe outside of campus to ensure that you'll be fine, the College also offers student discounts for all local shops within and outside of the campus.
We also have our own social media platforms where students may talk with each other and get help from the teachers through these platforms, we also offer free Wi-Fi to everyone who attends here with speeds up to 10 Gigabits per second.
All classes in all buildings are taught by either Squidward Tentacles himself or some other assigned faculty member of prestige. Offering courses in many different fields, this community college still stands at the number one spot across the nation, since all present, past and future alumni have proven to be quite brilliant. It is general consensus that this is the finest place to learn, despite its tuition fees being quite expensive for common folk, at about 400,000 dollars every 12 seconds.
Applying to Squidward Community College also requires a 4.0 gpa, twelve months of experience in at least twenty different fields, a little childhood trauma, a flawless curriculum and/or portfolio, proficiency in two or more foreign languages, no criminal record, 3 months of outstanding voluntary work, complete potty training, circus attendance, five days of community service, and most importantly of all: complete an application form and an essay detailing your utmost admiration and respect towards Professor Squidward.